Unemployed

So I am still living in the land of the unemployed. It isn't so bad really; as long as you enjoy having no money and nothing to do all day, I highly recommend the life of the unemployed. I have compiled a list of things to do to pass the time, while jobless:

1. Fold and unfold socks
2. Alphabetize your dvds according to production studio and title
3. Change your dog's outfit three times a day (this applies to all kinds of pets and inanimate objects)
4. Catch up on Beverley Hills 90210 re-runs (the original series)
5. Sit a chair in the middle of a room and spin while staring at the ceiling
6. Watch every dvd you own, in the order that you bought it. If you can't remember when you bought it, watch it according to the date it was made.
7. Count calories and write it down in your planner. It will have lots of space because you don't have a job to fill the pages
8. Chase squirrels and other small creatures
9. Impatiently stand by the mailbox every day waiting for the government check that President Obama promised everyone during his campaign. Spread that wealth!!!
10. Spend entirely too much time on blogs, Myspace, and Facebook.

Oh yeah...Look for a Job!

So you see, there is plenty to do! The unemployed person should never be bored.

In all seriousness, if anyone hears of a job opening in the Boise please let me know. I have been on interview after interview and am told I am in the top 2, then they go with someone else. There is only soo many times I can do the above-mentioned list. I think I have completed it like 15 times in the last two months!