I don't know about anyone else but I have Election Fever. It is a condition that is developed when an individual has watched WAAAAY too much news and has consequently developed an acute case of anxiety and random ticks. The sheer activity of the twitching then, in turn, causes the body tempture to rise. Thus, Election Fever.
I know that this may sound far fetched and perhaps a bit over the top, but at this moment in my life I swear that I have this condition. My body and mind are on complete over load. My emotions have been toyed with and I find that I am liable to break down at any moment. Such shows as ER, Law and Order SVU, and all Hallmark commercials have been rendered off limits as they often reduce me to tears.
The only cure is to turn off all cable news channels and stop listening to the commentators. That of course does not work because like all addictions, I have become emotionally and physically addicted to the chaos.
My only hope is for November 4th to come so I can decide whether or not I am going to be moving to Canada on November 5th.
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1 comment:
you are hilarious!! And I definitely agree - have not checked cnn.com for almost 2 weeks and I feel so much better :)
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